WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: 

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too sicky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. !
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. 

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. 

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. 

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24in 25 minutes! 

No wonder men are happier. 

Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it

Super Junior M – Too Perfect Lyrics

Romanization // Pinyin
All: Ta mi zhu wo shi xian
Ta mi zhu wo shi xian


Siwon: Zai ai qing li de bao zang bei wo fa xian
Ni jiu shi wo xun zhao de xi shi bao bei
Kyuhyun: Ni jiu bu duan de zai zheng fan wo shi jie
Lian bing kuai yu jian ni dou ran qi huo yan


Henry: Tai guo xin ji bu dui
Eunhyuk: Yong li ai hui sui
Henry: Tai guo huan man bu dui
Eunhyuk: Wo sui ni jin huo tui


Donghae: Oh tai wan mei, ni yan li wo chu xian
Oh bu rang shei, ti wo zai ni shen bian
Oh woah woah~
Zhou Mi: Ni de mei yan ni de ce lian
Ni de jing jian ni de wu mei
Ni de yi qie cong tou dao wei, wo yi lun xian


Kyuhyun: Wo de xin bian cheng le kou dai de yi mian
Just for you bu ting de gei bu ting de gei
Ryeowook: Zhe yang zi ai ni dao di shi dui bu dui
Wo yi bian yi huo yi bian geng jia mi lian


Sungmin: Tai guo xin ji bu dui
Eunhyuk: Yong li ai hui sui
Sungmin: Tai guo huan man bu dui
Eunhyuk: Wo sui ni jin huo tui


Kyuhyun: Oh tai wan mei, ni yan li wo chu xian
Oh bu rang shei, ti wo zai ni shen bian
Oh woah woah~
Henry: Ni de mei yan ni de ce lian
Ni de jing jian ni de wu mei
Ni de yi qie cong tou dao wei, wo yi lun xian


Kyuhyun: Oh tai wan mei
Oh bu rang shei
Oh tai wan mei
Zhou Mi: Mei ci jian mian shi mai bo jiu dang ji le
Ta zai wo quan shen kuang tiao bu you ji


HaeMinHenry: Yi zhi tiao yi zhi tiao xiang jian ni
Yi zhi tiao yi zhi tiao xi huan ni
Yi zhi tiao yi zhi tiao dou shi ni
Yi zhi tiao yi zhi tiao wo ai ni
Yi zhi tiao yi zhi tiao yi zhi tiao yi zhi tiao


Sungmin: Tai guo xin ji bu dui,
Ryeowook: Yong li ai hui sui
Sungmin: Tai guo huan man bu dui
Ryeowook: Wo sui ni jin huo tui


Siwon: Oh tai wan mei, ni yan li wo chu xian
Oh bu rang shei, ti wo zai ni shen bian
Oh woah woah~
Kyuhyun: Ni de mei yan ni de ce lian
Ni de jing jian ni de wu meiNi de yi qie cong tou dao wei, wo yi lun xian


Eunhyuk: Bounce to the music let your feet go round
To the floor and Imma break it down
Lemme in, lemme show you all my bling bling and all my kicks kicks baby dance with me


Henry: Boom boom boom can I get another clap clap clap let’s go
Shake ya body move ya body pick your feet up
Imma (Ryeowook: Yeah yeah~) move to the groove baby Imma go all out


Donghae: Gei wo shuo ni xiang wo, gei wo shuo ni ai wo
Gei wo shuo ni xiang wo shuo ni xiang wo, gei wo shuo ni ai wo (Kyuhyun: Yeah yeah~)
Gei wo shuo ni xiang wo, gei wo shuo ni ai wo
Gei wo shuo ni xiang wo, gei wo shuo ni xiang wo, gei wo shuo ni ai wo

Translation
All: My eyes are on her
My eyes are on her


Siwon: I have discovered a treasure in love
You are the priceless jewel I have been searching for
Kyuhyun: You are constantly turning my world upside down
Even ice bursts into flame when it catches sight of you


Henry: It won't do to be too hurried
Eunhyuk: Love breaks with force
Henry: It won't do to be too slow
Eunhyuk: I will move at your speed


Donghae: Oh perfection, I appear in your eyes
Oh I won't let anyone, take my place beside you
Oh woah woah~
Zhou Mi: Your eyes and brows, the profile of your face
Your neckline, your loveliness
Your everything from head to toe, deeply I've fallen


Kyuhyun: My heart becomes a side of a pocket
Just for you I keep giving and keep giving
Ryeowook: Is it right or wrong to keep loving like this?
I'm confused yet I fall deeper into infatuation


Sungmin: It won't do to be too hurried
Eunhyuk: Love breaks with force
Sungmin: It won't do to be too slow
Eunhyuk: I will move at your speed


Kyuhyun: Oh perfection, I appear in your eyes
Oh I won't let anyone, take my place beside you
Oh woah woah~
Henry: Your eyes and brows, the profile of your face
Your neckline, your loveliness
Your everything from head to toe, deeply I've fallen


Kyuhyun: Oh perfection
Oh I won't let anyone
Oh too perfect
Zhou Mi: Every time we meet my pulse goes crazy
It beats throughout my whole body crazily out of control


HaeMinHenry: Keeps beating keeps beating I want to see you
Keeps beating keeps beating I like you
Keeps beating keeps beating it's all you
Keeps beating keeps beating I love you
Keeps beating keeps beating keeps beating keeps beating


Sungmin: It won't do to be too hurried
Ryeowook: Love breaks with force
Sungmin: It won't do to be too slow
Ryeowook: I will move at your speed


Siwon: Oh perfection, I appear in your eyes
Oh I won't let anyone, take my place beside you
Oh woah woah~
Kyuhyun: Your eyes and brows, the side of your face
Your neckline, your loveliness
Your everything from head to toe, deeply I've fallen


Eunhyuk: Bounce to the music let your feet go round
To the floor and Imma break it down
Lemme in, lemme show you all my bling bling and all my kicks kicks baby dance with me


Henry: Boom boom boom can I get another clap clap clap let’s go
Shake ya body move ya body pick your feet up
Imma (Ryeowook: Yeah yeah~) move to the groove baby Imma go all out


Donghae: Tell me you miss me, tell me you love me
Tell me you miss me, say you miss me, tell me you love me (Kyuhyun: Yeah yeah~)
Tell me you miss me, tell me you love me
Tell me you miss me, tell me you miss me, tell me you love me

Word Arrangement!!!

Recently i came across an email which i thought is really interesting and hilarious...Its about some word arangements which you will never be able to think of...and there is actually some truth in it too!!Don't believe it?Try it!!

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER


ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER


DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT


THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE


GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE


THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME


ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY


ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT



SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S



A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE



THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE



ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:


MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Spread the Stupidity!!!!

Why .....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front

Why .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.


Why ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.


Why ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Why .....do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Why . .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER ...


Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?

Why women can ' t put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don ' t you ever see the headline ' Psychic Wins Lottery ' ?


Why is ' abbreviated ' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do ' practice ' ?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


Why isn ' t there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn ' t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don ' t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don ' t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Life like a Pencil~!!

Life like a pencil,why?
1.After being sharpen,the pencil is much sharper.We too,must learn to suffer a little to make ourselves a better person.

2.The pencil always allows us to use an eraser to rub out mistakes.That means correcting something we did is not necessarily a bad thing,it helps to keep us on the road to justice..

3.What really matters in a pencil is not its wooden exterior,but the graphite inside.So always pay attention to what is happening inside you.

4.The pencil always leaves a mark,we should realise that everything we do in life leaves a mark,so try to be conscious of that in our every action.

6/4/11 Story~!

Mood: Exhausted

Today was the most busy day ever
Go to school
Do buku log
Do house work
Do homework
Translating

Everything~!
I hate today
it was like a hell to me~!

............................................

Lydia

My Black Memories~!!

In my life there is a lot of happy memories that I've already forgotten...
But the is always a scene of the bad memory inside of me
No matter how you want to cast it away it will still come back
But when will it stop?

Now i'll spill out everything...
But make sure you guys won't make laugh of me. okay?
Here I start.....

Once i was a child with a happy family
A complete family, that is the only thing i ever wanted
Without any reason my parents got separated
An I just a 8 years old child at that time
On the day i wake up i found that my mother is gone
And never been back till now
How long has it been actually?
I can't rarely even remember it
From that day onwards i feel like there is a piece lost from me
I don't know how was a motherly love was
I can't even remember her face at all

I'll continue when i can take it~!

............................

Lydia

2/4/11 Story~!

Mood: Busy like what only

Today i translated almost half of thorn bird ep 8~
From Korean to English whether Chinese to English
It was totally tiring
It doesn't really matter?
As long other will be happy...

.............................................

lLydia

1/4/11 Story

Mood: Frustrated

Yesterday was the worst day in my life ever~
I never thought that you are so sensitive...
You do you know that you can change something that has already been a habit just in one go...
You don't even understand the fellowship condition and you say want to change and do you think it can change?
I tell you the truth...
It will get worse~!!!

Argh forget it...

Something weird and special...


At last  i found someone that have same interest with me....
LOL....He is kinda lol actually...
He loves teen novels just like me...
and he also make a collection...
But well i think mine is more than his...ㅋㅋㅋ
BTW i really feel relaxed after talk to him~!
thx my friends(Mirool)

Lydia

31/3/11 Life

Mood: Normal nothing special~!

Well i want to share something with you guys

I and my friends will enter an competition with this songs

Hope you'll support us~!

Lydia

Enjoy it

Easy come, easy go, that's just how you live
Oh, take, take, take it all but you never give
Should've known you was trouble from the first kiss
Had your eyes wide open, why were they open?

Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, you did
To give me all your love is all I ever asked
'Cause what you don't understand is

I'd catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on a blade for ya
I'd jump in front of a train for ya
You know I'd do anything for ya

I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain
Yes, I would die for you, baby
But you won't do the same

No, no, no, no

Black, black, black and blue, beat me 'til I'm numb
Tell the devil I said, hey, when you get back to where you're from
Mad women, bad women, that's just what you are, yeah
You'll smile in my face then rip the brakes out my car

Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, yes, you did
To give me all your love is all I ever asked
'Cause what you don't understand is

I'd catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on a blade for ya
I'd jump in front of a train for ya
You know I'd do anything for ya

I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain
Yes, I would die for ya, baby
But you won't do the same

If my body was on fire
Ooh, you'd watch me burn down in flames
You said you loved me, you're a liar
'Cause you never, ever, ever did, baby

But darling, I'd still catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on a blade for ya
I'd jump in front of a train for ya
You know I'd do anything for ya

I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain
Yes, I would die for you, baby
But you won't do the same

No, you won't do the same
You wouldn't do the same
Ooh, you never do the same
No, no, no, no