Marketing

Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One 
has a cross in front of him, the other one the Star of David. 
Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money into 
the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross. 

A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people giving 
money to the beggar behind the cross, but none to the beggar 
behind the Star of David. 

Finally, the priest goes over to the beggar behind the Star of 
David and says, "My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a 
Catholic country. This city is the seat of Catholicism. People 
aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of 
David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a 
beggar who has a cross. He's going to get all the donations." 

The beggar behind the Star of David listened to the priest, 
turned to the other beggar with the cross and said, "Moishe, 
look who's' trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about 
marketing."